he looks so perfect standing there in his ripped skinny jeans and messy hair
midnight red threw shit to them and you’re throwing shit to midnight red now, you know, you aren’t winning anything.
Just a friendly reminder
Luke is turing 18 in 89 more days
Ashton is turning 2O in 79 more days.
Go cry my little darlings
I guess someone is new around here…
THINGS I LIKE
- when people use my name in conversation
- when people say “this reminded me of you!”
- when people remember little things i say/do
- when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
- when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
SHUUUUUSH I SERIOUSLY DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE BOYS HAVING SEX OKAY LET ME HAVE A PURE MIND OF THESE DORKS
AU: During an interview each of the boys are asked to talk about yours and Ashton’s relationship, also known as the new “Young Hollywood Golden Couple” which has got the fan bases at war.
let’s all remember this when one of the boys gets a girlfriend yeah?
things to call your best friend:
- fucking nerd
- piece of shit
- fuckin egg
- mayonnaise egg
- bitch salad
- meme loving fuck
AYE OLIVIA THIS IS WHAT I TAGGED YOU IN BECAUSE YOURE A BITCH SALAD shylittleluke
WELL YOURE A MAYONNAISE EGG
MEME LOVING FUCK
"Boy imma make you beg for it" I whispered, dangling the slice of pizza in front of his face…
i bet ashton has a hUGE dick i mean look at his hands wow
I’ve decided that Barbara Palvin is pretty much just the ultimate groupie